Dunkin' Donuts has provided ritual carbohydrates, and I am further stocked with Pocky, Goldfish, and Twix. Baked goods may no longer walk the streets in safety. Muahahaha!
As an added bonus, I found a pint of Dublin Mudslide, as mentioned on Slumbering Lungfish. Not hametz, but definitely yummy.
Edit: Oops, I was wrong, the Bailey's cocktail ice cream contains cookies. It's also pretty good with chocolate ReddiWip.