(only half me...)

[learnedax]

You're dangerous 'cause you're honest
You're dangerous, you don't know what you want...
You're an accident waiting to happen
You're a piece of glass left there on the beach
...
Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

Comments

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

Does this make my ass look big?

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

Tactless answer: "Yup, you look like the michelen man."
Tackful answer: "I think you might look better in something less form-fitting. How about this one?"

Both of these answers are true. (Er, to the theoretical situation. In real life I haven't a bloody clue what your ass looks like).

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

It's a trick question anyway: Everything makes my ass look big. This has a lot to do with the fact that my ass is big.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

So, really, you're saying nothing can MAKE your ass look big?

(with the possible exception of your ass?)

Of course, I'm far too tactful to say that.

[hfcougar.livejournal.com]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[tpau]

yes, but if you say the tactful answer, i still knwo you think my ass looks big... and i get pissed that you didnt' jsut say that...