Zen fashion

[learnedax]

So I looked at the t-shirt I am wearing, and it is forest green with white lettering on the left lapel which reads WHERE THE MONEY IS. I have no idea what that means. Now, I own many t-shirts, and a large percentage of them have been acquired by means other than purchase: free as corporate advertising, given in recognition of some volunteer work, or even occasionally given by a friend. This t-shirt, however, is unique. I found it in a lecture hall at Brandeis, clean, folded, and thoroughly lacking an owner. The point being that I have no idea where it came from, so I can't even trace its origin to some kind of meaning. It's like a tangible koan. Perceivable, but inherently undecipherable.