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[learnedax]

tamarinne has gotten a terrible, terrible image stuck in my head: Iron Chef Klingon. Visions of live grub maki, spiny things in hot chili sauce, and poison worm phở are all well and good, but of all things sinister and repugnant to the senses, the worst must surely be whatever our Iron Chef has put in the ice cream maker...

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[learnedax.livejournal.com]

"If I may ask, why have you chosen this unusual deep-fat approach for so many of your dishes?"

"It is a good day to fry."

[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

"Just as the appearance and smell of food are important to a skilled chef, so are the screams it makes as it suffers."

[learnedax.livejournal.com]

"If memory serves me, in the Yaarg villages on the southern continent they have a colorful expression which summarizes the local approach to traditional Bat'leth Fish meals: 'clean your plate, or lose an eye'"