Today's Tom Sawyer gets high on the flu

i didn't even have to open the letter. it said right on the outside "now, [ex-legal name], life in college can be easy..." with their credit card. no thanks. college was already easy. comedy's hard.

scratch that, comedy's pretty easy too. work is hard, love is hard, life is hard. laughing at it isn't just easy, it's imperative to help you keep breathing. you've got to strike while the irony's hot.

(still sick, as you might guess. cheap and legal psychotropic. it's got side-effects, but what doesn't?)