Here, take a quiz. Forget the boring bit where you answer questions and save time by just picking the answer you want. For extra convenience, here's two for the price of one:
What AD&D Magic Item/Flu Strain are you?
- Heward's Handy Headache
- Gem of Tearing
- Boots of Coughing and Gasping
- Horseshoes of a Fever
- Decanter of Endless Mucus
- Deck of Many Symptoms
Draw your own graphics as desired.