[personal profile] learnedax
To Katherine:
hey k8, u wanna b gf?

To Rex:
Dear Sir,
Is this a joke? I cannot tell from your "text message" language.

To Katherine:
no k8, s'ok u dont spk txt - if u <3 me?

To Rex:
I do not know how to answer. What does it mean to '<3 me'?

To Katherine:
2 <3 u k8 is ott, bc ur 0:-)

To Aliz:
Can you dismantle what he is saying? Is that supposed to be me, with some sort of halo?

To Katherine:
Yes, that's what he's saying.

To Katherine:
y k8, i rly mean it

To Aliz:
Behold the silver-tongued sophistry of men!

To Aliz:
? she say? say im no srs?

To Rex:
yes, that all u men have lies in ur mouths - that's k8!

To Katherine:
ur rit, sometimes were 2 slick. mb its good u a noob @ txt tho cuz if not ud c i cant b v slick @all. idk how 2 mince more than str8 up 2 say i <3 u. if u say 'o rly?' im lost 4 words. so plz, just gimme ur .02

To Rex:
Dear heavens, I think I understood that.

To Katherine:
Part 1 of 2: im no poet k8, ik. if i could WoW 4 ur <3 or out drink sum1, id rack up pts + drown em all 2 stupor. but k8, ive got no smooth words 2 win ur <3, just strong lan

To Katherine:
Part 2 of 2: guage, tho i dont toss it around, i always mean it. im not pretty but im a str8 shootr. + smooth guys th@ talk into ur <3 always talk ther way back out.

To Rex:
Is it possible that I should love the enemy of English?

To Katherine:
no k8, but i <3 english so much i cant help +ing more words 2 it. say YLM + we can share english 411 4evr.

To Rex:
I have no idea what you just said.

To Katherine:
no? ill say it ur way, tho im bad at it. Your Eloquense matched with my Inventingness twould make a more Beautiful English. ther, ik ul get a lol @ that, at least

To Rex:
Ha, your proper English is better than my 'txtmsg' .

To Katherine:
no k8, ther =ly bad. but dyk this much txt: can u <3 me?

To Rex:
IDK

To Katherine:
do ne of ur neighbors know? ill come over + ask them. ik u <3 me + ik ull txt 2 aliz bout me l8r. just b kind, bcuz ILY truly madly deeply. have my babies!

To Rex:
Well, I don't know about that!

To Katherine:
know it l8r, just say ull try it. try it + try me. How will you answer me, my heart, my whole world, my divine Kate?

To Rex:
OMG, you speak well enough to fool any txting N00B!

Date: 2009-05-19 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herooftheage.livejournal.com
Don't you still have lines to learn?

(Which might be a bit tough, as I think I've got your copy of the script.)

Date: 2009-05-19 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] learnedax.livejournal.com
Naturally - and I've created an outline in brief for the largest remaining body of lines I have, as you can see.

You may have my script - I took yours/Alexx's at the previous rehearsal, and by the end on Sunday I couldn't find a copy that wasn't definitely attached to someone else. I figured I'd work from an online text.

Date: 2009-05-19 05:55 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-19 06:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-19 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fabrisse.livejournal.com
*weeps*

It's mostly with laughter.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Date: 2009-05-19 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anu3bis.livejournal.com
See above.

Date: 2009-05-19 08:25 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] alexx-kay.livejournal.com
I may have to try to read this to [livejournal.com profile] kestrell. (I am *certainly* not going to suggest that she try and use a screenreader on it!)

Date: 2009-05-19 08:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] siderea
ROTFLMAO

Date: 2009-05-19 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladysprite.livejournal.com
You do realize that you've just made rehearsing this scene with a straight face functionally impossible, don't you? :)

Date: 2009-05-19 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elusiveat.livejournal.com
My poor brain.

LOL!

Date: 2009-05-20 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shalmestere.livejournal.com
gr8! xlnt! <3 <3 <3 :-D
Edited Date: 2009-05-20 01:23 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-05-20 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cristovau.livejournal.com
I don't think this is what they mean by looking to the text for messages, but I'm glad you ran with the idea anyway.

Seriously, better you than me...

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