"Well, is he French or German?"

[learnedax]

A while back, when cat9, new_man, mermaidlady, and I went to Mexico, we saw a variety of interesting wildlife, including at one point the coral snake and the milk snake, which have very similar coloration. Our local guide explained, however, that the former was deadly poison and the latter was merely a mimic, and that their patterns of red, black, and yellow bands could be easily distinguished using a mnemonic like "red next to yellow, kill a fellow; red next to black, friend of Jack". Only, just a short while later we had found that our memories were just as liable to substitute other, equally plausible rhymes, like "black next to red, kill you dead; black next to yellow, he's your fellow". Back home, we discovered that there were actually several different variations in coloring, and several different kinds of mimics, that could make things even more confusing. I pictured us debating what the rhyme was and whether that orangey color really counted in a tense moment, and largely wrote it off.

So, drifting off to sleep last night, I realized that surely one group follows the rule of tincture and the other doesn't. And, indeed, true coral snakes (well, in this hemisphere) have color and metal touching, and at least the preponderance of false ones (milk snakes, king snakes, and scarlet snakes) have black and red against each other. And, perversely, I think that will be a lot easier for me to remember.

Of course, I mentioned my revelation to cat9, and she said "red and black - but isn't sable a fur?" and I said that I thought it was really only the Germans who treated it as a fur, and Western Europe treated it as a color, so that was alright. But certainly I can now imagine us faced with a potentially deadly snake, and arguing over whether its tincture should be considered correct by the prevailing standards of blazonry. No memory aid is perfect.

(And, just as a disclaimer, you really shouldn't use this as the basis to go poking snakes. I have read about coral snakes from other parts of the world that are pink and blue, or other odd things a herald would never go for. On the upside, all of these snakes tend toward the retiring personality, so bites are very rare.)

Comments

[baronessv.livejournal.com]

And, perversely, I think that will be a lot easier for me to remember.

Me too!

your last point is germaine

[herooftheage.livejournal.com]

So it turns out I did my Advanced Infantry Training at Fort Polk Louisiana, where, on the first day, a drill sergeant was telling us about the finer points of local herpetology, when one of the trainees asked what we should do if we run across one of these things.

His response: "You don't do nothin'. Only an idiot or a naturalist goes messin' around with snakes. Besides, though we give you rifles, we mostly don't give you bullets."

Re: your last point is germaine

[new-man.livejournal.com]

"Besides, though we give you rifles, we mostly don't give you bullets."

...so beat the snake to death with the butt of your rifle, or use your bayonet. It was good enough for your granddad.

not the right tool for the job

[herooftheage.livejournal.com]

Funny guy. I didn't see a bayonet once in my time in the military, and the M16 might as well be made by the Mattel Corporation, being made of plastic, weighing 7.8 lbs. Granddad, had he been in the military, would have used an M1 Garand, a much sturdier rifle, weighing in at 9.8 lbs. Much more useful for hand-to-hand combat, or even hand-to-slither. :)

[coraline]

awesome.

[matildalucet.livejournal.com]

I kind of like snakes, but my rule of thumb is not to mess with any I haven't been formally introduced to. I rarely see one in the wild anyway, but if I do, I greet it kindly and respectfully and try to stay out of its way. Now if somebody has a boa that they'll let me pet, that's a different story, though I still try to be as respectful as I can manage given that I don't think like a snake.

[bluestocking.livejournal.com]

It's moments like this that remind me why I adore you.

I can *totally* remember it this way.

[gyzki.livejournal.com]

"Well, is he French or German?"
"Most historians say that Charlemagne was neither German nor French, but Frankish. He was German." - Will Cuppy

As to the snakes, when I first learned about snakes I never even noticed that the colors of coral snakes and scarlet snakes were the same, because the patterns were so different. When I heard that there was a mnemonic or two out there to keep them straight, I was rather surprised that people needed it. But I do like yours, neat and elegant.

[alethea-eastrid.livejournal.com]

...wow, I have some of the coolest friends ever. You're awesome.

[new-man.livejournal.com]

I also seem to remember that the poetic mnemonics deteriorated rapidly into the "Spot a Snake" drinking game, with charming couplets like "If he's red in the rear, then buy one more beer" and "If the black is think and the red is thin, but some tonic in your gin". Speaking of which, may I sell you any limes, sir?