You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you

[learnedax]

STUPID PUNY HUMANS AND YOUR DAMNABLE FOOLISH WAYS!

I want A to stop jerking B around, C and D to make peace, E to stop whining, F to actually notice G for once, H to work out what I wants, J to just tell K already, and L to shut up.

All bow before Morbo!

Comments

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

You forgot telling M and N to get over it and sleep with each other already, O to leave P, and Q to get a life...

I'm pretty vain, but I'm pretty sure this isn't about me. :-P