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Am not happy. Want to be happy. Please tell me something happy, either in comment (public! and long!) or in this here handy poll (secret! and statistical!):

[Poll #261257]

Date: 2004-03-11 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
Rehearsal is over! And we're almost done! And, uh, there are puppies in the world, and beautiful flowers and...

Oh hell. It's late. Get some sleep. Things are always better in the morning. Often better still in the afternoon.

And you already know the difference between a large pizza and professional juggler, so I can't tell you my one funny joke.

Feel better soon.

Date: 2004-03-11 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juldea.livejournal.com
What's the difference between a large pizza and a professional juggler?

Date: 2004-03-11 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ricevermicelli.livejournal.com
The pizza can feed a family of four.

Date: 2004-03-11 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] learnedax.livejournal.com
As one who spent a large portion of my teenage years practicing the Arts Juggular, ouch.

Amazing!

Date: 2004-03-11 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katkt.livejournal.com
I like this joke! This might actually now be the joke with the highest humor value per word that I know.

The reigning (no pun intended) champion is "Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'" (No, really, it gets funnier the more times you hear it) I'll have to give this consideration. It's definitely funnier, but is it three times as funny? Hmmmm.....

Date: 2004-03-11 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreda.livejournal.com
I am consistently impressed with your Edgar. Impressed, actually, doesn't even begin to cover it. Oh, and the daffodils are coming. (That last might have been a happy thought for me, though.)

Date: 2004-03-11 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] learnedax.livejournal.com
Edgar would do better if he didn't miss half his cues. It is good that you and V. are both pleased; I am less so, but I have confidence that neither of you will lynch me afterwards.

Daffodils are nice, but not really my cup (http://www.concentric.net/~Dusted/EarlGrey/Tealuxe.html) of tea (http://www.tealuxe.com/ourteas/images/teas/tea213_lg.gif). I never said I was easy to please. (Actually, I probably have some time in the past.)

Date: 2004-03-11 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dkapell.livejournal.com
you dont want that crap, you want this tea

also - Intercon is almost here, we have a game that is 98% likely not to totally suck, and even if it does, we still havent commited atrocities agains the books, and in three days its all over.

Actually

Date: 2004-03-11 03:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] learnedax.livejournal.com
That's not really a fair response. Of course it makes me happy, I'm just categorically bad at dealing with compliments.

Sleep

Date: 2004-03-11 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katkt.livejournal.com
I think sleep and things will be better in the morning was the right idea. It always seems to work for me. Sleep is happy.

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp

See? Don't you feel better already? I do!

If that doesn't work, you can imagine poking my eyes out. That seems to do it for some people.

Date: 2004-03-11 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] richenza.livejournal.com
Martha Stewart is going to Jail!! (ok, this may not work for you but it gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling....)

Um how's this: We're plannig a 1 Million B.C. party for late April. Start hunting for your scandalous fur loincloth now!!

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