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[learnedax]

[N.B. I don't post quizzes. I do not consider this a quiz, though it is a pagetoy.]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Learnedax!

1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that learnedax is near.
2. Four-fifths of the surface of learnedax is covered in water.
3. It is bad luck to walk under learnedax.
4. Learnedax has four noses.
5. Learnedax was originally called Cheerioats.
6. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with learnedax!
7. Learnedax has a memory span of three seconds.
8. If you lace learnedax from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. Learnedax has 118 ridges around the edge.
10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than learnedax.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I first mistyped, and got a couple of other snippets I like (and hey, it's still an anagram, so it's as much me as my proper username):
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and leanredax. [It's good luck, and common sense]
Contrary to popular belief, leanredax is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol! [They've got me there]


Mm, semi-automatic humor.

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[learnedax.livejournal.com]

dkapell tells me I must post this one, but then I'm done. Probably.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Your mom! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Your mom&gender=f)

1. Your mom can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
2. Some hotels in Las Vegas have your mom floating in their swimming pools.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than your mom.
4. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill your mom.
5. Until the 1960s, your mom was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
6. More people are killed by your mom each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
7. Your mom has a bifurcated penis.
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks your mom.
9. Native Americans never actually ate your mom; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
10. Your mom is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

[matildalucet.livejournal.com]

#1 would be a neat trick and I wish I was actually flexible enough to do it.
#5 is not entirely untrue though that had more to do with her parents than management policies.
The rest, I choose not to comment upon.
Please don't take on your dads. My head might explode.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

I thought it was about your mom.

[hakamadare.livejournal.com]

4. Learnedax has four noses.

he had a thousand noses!

[learnedax.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, I thought the same but forgot to comment on it.

His horns were whelked and waved like the ridged sea.

He was probably Flibbertigibbet. That boy gets around.

[matildalucet.livejournal.com]

Learnedax's mundane name was originally a placeholder for "not Attila." While I liked the concept of Attila the Nun, I did not enjoy being beaten up from the inside and hoped not using That Name again might spare me.

TMI?