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[learnedax]

[N.B. I don't post quizzes. I do not consider this a quiz, though it is a pagetoy.]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Learnedax!

1. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that learnedax is near.
2. Four-fifths of the surface of learnedax is covered in water.
3. It is bad luck to walk under learnedax.
4. Learnedax has four noses.
5. Learnedax was originally called Cheerioats.
6. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with learnedax!
7. Learnedax has a memory span of three seconds.
8. If you lace learnedax from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
9. Learnedax has 118 ridges around the edge.
10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than learnedax.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

I first mistyped, and got a couple of other snippets I like (and hey, it's still an anagram, so it's as much me as my proper username):
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and leanredax. [It's good luck, and common sense]
Contrary to popular belief, leanredax is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol! [They've got me there]


Mm, semi-automatic humor.

Comments

[matildalucet.livejournal.com]

#1 would be a neat trick and I wish I was actually flexible enough to do it.
#5 is not entirely untrue though that had more to do with her parents than management policies.
The rest, I choose not to comment upon.
Please don't take on your dads. My head might explode.

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

I thought it was about your mom.